But do not worry, the pain has only just begun. When we last left off, we had endured great pain and suffering in our quest to destroy the cast of Percy Jackson. I do not know much about the lore, but I do know one thing: Malenia is ''definitely'' the Blade of Miquella. Featuring deep roleplay mechanics, riveting combat, Coolmath Games, Happy Wheels, and (probably) a story so convoluted that entire Youtube channels exist just to tell you about it. Melina: Great! I'll send you to my dimension pocket! Melina: And after countless weekends at university, the Tarnished warriors are called upon to rise from their tilted towers and achieve one final victory royale! Jake Paul: Bastard of the Badlands! The Ever-Wet Skelly Sleeper! The Crazy Caca Consumer! And least of all, you, Tarnished warrior. (The words " THIS IS CANON" appear on screen) Melina: These are the faces of evil who have all claimed a shard of the card! Some seek glory, others redemption, and one is just really attracted to his younger brother. Melina: No, but you get to keep the gift card. the fucking universe! Now her power, the Amazon gift card, is shattered, and her athletic scions are holding a contest to see who can die the least.Įlden John: So God comes back when I kill them? Melina/Melatonin: Long ago, this land was ruled by the great Queen Marinara who pissed off God so badly that he left. And also you're tall and have had sex at least once. (fade to the present, where V is talking to himself) And also I think you're really handsome, and your tattoos look amazing, and your. Were you born yesterday?ĭante: That sounds good. V: My name is V, and there's a giant demon about to resurrect that I know about for reasons, and I need your help to stop it.ĭante: I have heard that exact fucking sentence-ĭante: (ignores V) I have heard that exact fucking sentence four goddamn times now for like 20 years. (suddenly Morshu is right next to him) Oh fuck! (Dante gets out a shotgun and plasters Morshu's brains to the walls just as V comes in) Hey there, make yourself at home! You want it-ĭante: I think it's spreading.
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